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Fun with the Home Defibrillator / Aug 2006 Moron Of The Month Award This month's winner is a very special product. It's the Home Defibrillator. In case you don't know what a defibrillator is, it's one of those things they use to ...
Humor humor defibrillator itapossNobody knows, as a writer knows, the panic that can be instilled by the sight of a blank piece of paper. Well, OK. Some Illustrators might. And artists if one uses license and allow that a canvas is in fact nothing more that a deluxe sheet of paper....
Humor humor paper word blankNEW YORK, NY - The first suspected case of angry chicken disease in the United States was reported Tuesday and threatens to devastate the country's $98 billion chicken soup industry. A Holstein chicken from a farm in Manhattan was found to have...
Humor humor chicken soup time alsoFew people stop to think much about it when they fart. Unless it happens on a crowded elevator,then everyone thinks about it. You may not have pondered the fact that there are over 400 different kinds of gas in one human fart, and Japanese of co...
Humor humor fart japanese farts space someRecently after years and years of heartaches, letdowns, and countless Saturdays nights spent stumbling half-drunk around dark bars in a vain attempt to find love, I decided that it was time to grow up. I had finally had enough of my party-all-the-tim...
Humor humor myspace friends friend findA male rabbit named Furball had lost all hope. The female rabbit he had lived with for an entire year had left him for another rabbit. The owner of the garden he usually dined at had just put a fence around it. A fox had nipped one of his ears. And, ...
Humor humor rabbit thing ground rock life livedSure, Wal-Mart carries a big inventory, but how about a prehistoric camel? A nursery owner in Arizona was digging away with the simple goal of planting a new tree at the site of a future Wal-Mart, when he poked into the bones of an ancient camel. H...
Humor humor mart bones camel owner museum arizona whenMy wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of having a baby, though we have wildly different thoughts on the subject. I'm worried about whether or not we&...
Humor humor baby size iaposm stillThe two main phrases in comedy writing are: "what if" and "anything goes". They are catalysts for generating funny ideas. "What if" challenges your imagination and "anything goes" takes you beyond your imagination. With the combination of these two ...
Humor humor funny idea imagination thoughtsSome thought I was a mushroom the first time I came around. I wonder what they will think of me when I return this time. Probably a bottle of cheap wine, or Vodka. Depends on which nationality will be asked. In some communities I could be mistaken fo...
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