244 articles on "humor"

Omnipotent Weapon Enlisted To Halt Nuclear Proliferation: The Almighty Dollar

The Bush administration has finally turned in its battle against nuclear proliferation to the one Western weapon that is apparently downright omnipotent:The Almighty Dollar. Washington has begun to employ the mighty new weapon to cut off Iran and No...

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Balloon Animals

More then ever before, I have seen the rise in restaurants providing table side entertainment. While you wait to be seated, or for your meal to come, you can be entertained by a skilled magician or a fancy balloon animal. This is wonderful. It prov...

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Bin Laden Reevaluates Business Model

Osama Bin Laden, reportedly hiding in a mud hut in the wilds of the remote tribal region of Pakistan or, due to a lifetime of luxurious pampering and his need for dialysis, holed up in a basement in Karachi or dilating in the splendors of a well-disp...

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Iranian Woman Is First Female Space Tourist; Agrees To Wear Spacesuit

In 2006, Iranian-American entrepreneur Anousheh Ansari made history as the first female space tourist. She spent more than a week in space, orbiting the Earth aboard the International Space Station, and became a symbol of women's progress in science ...

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Israel Weighs Recognition of Palestine"s Right To Exist

After decades of refusing to admit that Palestine has a legitimate right to exist, Israel inched toward possible approval of the idea it has opposed as part of its militantly anti-Palestine platform. Palestinians, who have by now grown used to the be...

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Similarity Breeds Comedy

My last piece I talked about associating or pairing up opposites to produce funny ideas. Now we associate SIMILARITY or CONGRUITY; by puting the same or similar objects, person or animals together to engender laughter. One good example is a pair of ...

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Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse Gases

An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the abundant supply of greenhouse gases. As a result of their ascendance...

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New Surgeon General"s Warning: Caution: Eating Spinach May Be Hazardous To Your Health

The surgeon general, noting the widely publicized outbreak of e.coli in 20 or so states, has issued a new health warning on spinach. There were, of course, comments aplenty in the press about the possible effects on Popeye, The Sailor Man. But what ...

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Music Biz Ails; Columbia Hires Canary As Consultant

The music business has found the answer to its mounting ails, which all the iPod world knows: album sales being replaced by singles downloads, Tower Records closing, and Borders apparently not having a clue about what music to stock. But now there s...

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"They" Are Finally Revealed

DENVER, CO - In a stunning development "They" have finally been revealed. As the source of incredible amounts of information, sometimes true and sometimes not, "They" are considered the experts in almost all fields. Comments like "They say to do this...

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