203 articles related to "humor"

Urgent Search For New Islamic Sect, Called Smiley Muslims

As Shiites and Sunnis continue to knock each other off in Iraq and rant against the West, the search for a new Muslim sect has become urgent. The revolutionary spin off, to be called Smiley Muslims, has only one religious duty: smiling. No member...

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Cartoons, Comedians and Congressman

I have recently been re-examining the seemingly absurd notion of having comedians and cartoon characters filling in for the roles of our current politicians and statesman. After careful consideration- the notion may not be so absurd at all. As a fo...

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General Motors Finds A Way To Use Solar Power Even When It Can"t Afford To Install It

General Motors, long inept at making cars with quality ratings that might persuade Americans to buy them, now finds itself too broke to install solar power. But it has made a clever and commendable accommodation to its impoverishment. It has agreed ...

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How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots

Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like...

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Scientists Discover Oldest Skeleton Of Human Ancestor; Report Face Looked Like Hugo Chavez.

The most well-preserved skeleton of an ancestor of homo sapiens has been discovered in Ethiopia. The skeleton, dating back about 3.3 million years, is a member of the evolutionary group known as Australopithecus Venezuelas and had a face that looks r...

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Queen Finds An Intruder!

Queen Elizabeth II, the beloved monarch of the United Kingdom, recently had a very unexpected encounter in her royal residence at Buckingham Palace. The Queen, who is known for her love of corgis and her dignified manner, found an intruder in her qua...

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The Bum's Jacket

I saw the dirty old jacket lying on the floor of the train and I knew I had to act fast. Time was a factor, and decisive action needed to be taken. The Eastbound LRT was stopped at a station. I was standing in the area near the door when I saw a bum...

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Normally We Do

For a Christmas present, our children pulled their resources and gave the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly a marvelous little vacation in the eastern hills of Tennessee. Upon arrival, we were delightfully surprised with all of our ...

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The Nanny

As soon as Fran Fine came into Sheffield's house to sell cosmetics, she never thought that her life as well as Sheffield's life will be changed starting from that day. Fran, a Jewish girl who is from Queens became the official nanny for Max...

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Iranian Woman Is First Female Space Tourist; Agrees To Wear Spacesuit

In 2006, Iranian-American entrepreneur Anousheh Ansari made history as the first female space tourist. She spent more than a week in space, orbiting the Earth aboard the International Space Station, and became a symbol of women's progress in science ...

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