203 articles related to "humor"

How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots

Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like...

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Labels That Brink On Silliness

Many reckless lawsuits are pushing companies into using labels on their products that just seem silly. While labels should provide useful and relevant information like instructions, warnings and ingredients, sometimes the wording used on these labels...

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Carol Burnett Gets Desperate

Actress Carol Burnett is slated to make a guest appearance on NBC's "Desperate Housewives" this coming April. The comedian will be playing the stepmother to character Bree Van De Camp and was thrilled to obtain such an icy role. Best known for...

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New York City is the Center of the Universe

New York, NY - It was discovered yesterday that New York is, indeed, the center of the Universe. Pooling the resources of the American Astrophysics Association, NASA, and We Are The World (NYC, that is), the four-year study analyzed the gravitational...

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Queen Finds An Intruder!

Queen Elizabeth II, the beloved monarch of the United Kingdom, recently had a very unexpected encounter in her royal residence at Buckingham Palace. The Queen, who is known for her love of corgis and her dignified manner, found an intruder in her qua...

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12 Goofy Ways to Stay Safe and Healthy in Today's Hazardous World

Stop breathing ozone immediately. You know you can if you try. Do not strike matches near an open nuclear power plant. Do not rub either your scalp or your bosom with the latest scientific breakthrough. Never sit next to strangers in movie theater...

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Cartoons, Comedians and Congressman

I have recently been re-examining the seemingly absurd notion of having comedians and cartoon characters filling in for the roles of our current politicians and statesman. After careful consideration- the notion may not be so absurd at all. As a fo...

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Senate Offers Outlet For Bipartisan Feuding: Will Install Boxing Ring

In the world of politics, party lines and partisan bickering have been the norm for years. However, the United States Senate is proposing a unique solution to this problem – installing a boxing ring in the chamber. While this may seem like an unusu...

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The Nanny

As soon as Fran Fine came into Sheffield's house to sell cosmetics, she never thought that her life as well as Sheffield's life will be changed starting from that day. Fran, a Jewish girl who is from Queens became the official nanny for Max...

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Bush Rows Upstream In Iraq, As In Up Niagara Falls

President Bush continues to row upstream in Iraq, even though the current seems to pick up speed every minute. In fact, he seems to be rowing up Niagara Falls. But he just keeps on going, despite the fact the majority of Americans are standing on the...

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