203 articles related to "humor"

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (NY)

BROOKLYN, NY - It was discovered, last Monday, that a tree has grown in Brooklyn, NY. Amazed residents stared dumbfounded at the three-year-old sapling. Two girls discovered the North American Honey Birch (Honeyus Bircheus) on the way to school. "At...

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Easy Ways To Save Money & Abundance Revisited

A penny saved is a penny earned so they say. Today most people want to save all the pennies they can, in fact if you look after the pennies the "pounds" will look after themselves. Now I'm not saying you should be a cheapskate but if you go aro...

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Chicago Criminalizes Foie Gras

The Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to animals, since the geese and ducks that produce it are f...

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Similarity Breeds Comedy

My last piece I talked about associating or pairing up opposites to produce funny ideas. Now we associate SIMILARITY or CONGRUITY; by puting the same or similar objects, person or animals together to engender laughter. One good example is a pair of ...

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Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork

One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will collapse and he can rush in to govern like his fellow m...

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Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self-Destructive Behavior; Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall

Hezbollah and Hamas, two of the most notorious terrorist organizations in the Middle East, have recently voiced their regret for their past behavior and made a surprising announcement: they plan to build their own Wailing Wall in Lebanon and Gaza. T...

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Balloon Animals

More then ever before, I have seen the rise in restaurants providing table side entertainment. While you wait to be seated, or for your meal to come, you can be entertained by a skilled magician or a fancy balloon animal. This is wonderful. It prov...

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Senate Offers Outlet For Bipartisan Feuding: Will Install Boxing Ring

The Senate, recently more rancorous than usual in terms of bipartisan backbiting, decided to offer an outlet for the aggressive behavior by voting to install a boxing ring. In an effort to allow for the widespread lack of physical conditioning, all f...

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"They" Are Finally Revealed

DENVER, CO - In a stunning development "They" have finally been revealed. As the source of incredible amounts of information, sometimes true and sometimes not, "They" are considered the experts in almost all fields. Comments like "They say to do this...

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Playwrights Give Critic Bad Review

Members of The Dramatists Guild of America, the organization of playwrights, of which I have been an active member for many years, was in an unusually feisty mood in a review they let howl at a theater critic in the Windy City. What was the occasion ...

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